Personalized survey audits recorded on video
Send me your survey and receive detailed, copy-and-paste design tips in three days.
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What’s a Survey Roast?
A self-recorded video packed with expert design tips and question recommendations—tailored to your goals and delivered to your inbox.
Holy sh*t! I'm 4 minutes in and this is gold.
Matt Mullenax
Founder & CEO of Huron
$45 for something that's worth at least $1k.
Paola Bocock
Senior Brand Strategist, Interact
Need survey help? Pick your Roast
Choose a service below, complete the checkout, and look for a confirmation in your inbox.
Quick Hitter
$145
You drafted a survey and need it reviewed.
• 3 days
• Detailed tips (in Google Doc)
• Video review
Custom Survey
$2,345
You need a new survey designed for you.
• 1-2 weeks
• Intro call
• 3 rounds of edits
What surveys do you Roast?
If you have a question about a survey type you don’t see here, click here to send me a note.
Polls of Markets
You’re polling shoppers across your total addressable market.
Customer/User Survey
You’re surveying customers or users subscribed to a list.
Post-Checkout Survey
You’re surveying new acquisitions who placed an order online.
Organization Survey
You’re surveying employees or internal stakeholders.
“Lightning-fast. Immediate, clear value.”
Emma Sharley
Founder, Sharley Consulting
“Essential. Reliable. No frills.”
John Sherwin
Co-Founder, Hydrant
“Transformed our first party data.”
Jason Brown
Founder, Hi! (Human Improvement)
FAQs
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Yes. When you book a Roast, you’ll answer a few questions about your goals with your survey. That will help me recommend questions and methods.
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• You’ve been meaning to do a survey but you haven’t gotten around to it.
• You started designing a survey but you’re not satisfied with how it’s turning out.
• You want to get more value out of a survey you’re currently running. -
Yes, whether it’s a post-purchase survey, ongoing tracker, or any other “always-on” survey.
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• Google Doc.
• If you give me a link to your survey, I’ll take it, screenshot each question, and paste them into Google Doc. -
Probably. Typeform? Survey Monkey? Qualtrics? JotForm? Alchemer? 1Q. I’ve got you covered.
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Yes. Send me your survey via Google Docs. I can recommend a platform if you’d like.
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Just click here to send me a note. I’ll get back to you (usually no later than one business day.)
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“Read. His. Stuff.”
Nir Eyal
WSJ Bestselling author "Hooked” "Indistractable.”
👋 I’m Sam. Brooklyn-based marketer with10+ years of experience.
Designed surveys for Fortune 500s (Walmart, P&G, Citibank).
Conducted over 400 surveys with 100k+ respondents.
Published: Scientific American, Psychology Today, and Tech-Crunch.
Speaking: Unilever, IDEO, PRS IN VIVO.
Adjunct Professor: CUNY City College Manhattan’s “BIC” program.