If the pilot is from Poland, I’m not getting on the plane

There’s nothing worse than a pilot delivering bad news in a forgein language.

Everybody groans.

While you sit there.

And wait for the announcement in English.

It happened to me last Wednesday.

I was flying from Sarajevo to Warsaw, waiting to pull back from the gate, when the pilot addressed the cabin. He spoke in Polish for a minute or two and I wondered, “What’s this about and how long is the delay?”

He eventually switched to English and I got the news.

Busy airspace over Hungary was going to push takeoff back “up to an hour.”

Initially, I had two hours to make my connection to New York.

Now I was down to one.

Thankfully that turned out to be enough, and somewhere over the Atlantic I thought back to the pilot. 

Listening to him in Polish reminded me of a survey faux pas:

Long-winded introductions

They’re well-intentioned but filled with jargon. They make respondents wonder, “What’s this about and how long will it take?”

A long introduction made short
Here’s an intro from a survey I Roasted last year.

I don’t expect you to read it – just like I didn’t expect respondents to read it. 

“Welcome to the survey. The health and wellness world is full of trends. But since the beginning, our goal has remained the same: use our background as nutritionists to make products that work. That’s why we’re designing a new line of snacks that we’re calling “Power Snacks.” We’re going to present you with a few “Power Snacks” and ask about your reaction. We appreciate your honest feedback.”

We shortened it.

Added the estimated length and mentioned the question-type.

Here's the new version: 

“This survey should take 2-3 minutes to complete. We’ve got a few multiple-choice questions about a new product. Click ‘Begin’ to start.”

Be specific.

Keep things brief.

And be honest about time.

Nobody likes a “2 minute” survey that takes 5 minutes.

Need help making a good impression in a survey?

Click on the link below and book a Survey Roast.

I’d love to help.

Introduction pages are just one of the many nuanced design tips I provide.

https://www.sammcnerney.com/45-dollar-survey-roast

Cheers,
Sam

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